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My fellow Americans, for far too long we have been held under the thumb of tyranny. In the name of "progress," we've had our performance held back. In the name of "progress", we've had our wrenches re ... read more

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My fellow Americans, for far too long we have been held under the thumb of tyranny. In the name of "progress," we've had our performance held back. In the name of "progress", we've had our wrenches replaced with tablets and Bluetooth. In the name of "progress" (and reliability and safety I suppose), we have still been denied a 1000HP 2000LB-FT engine as a factory option in a pick-up truck. And the greatest travesty to befall the automotive industry in history, is the systemic search and destruction of the single greatest piece of automotive technology, the manual transmission. Let us not fade quietly into the night, to be over-run by the digital age.  When the power goes out at a school, hospital or government institution, do they say, "Quick, reposition the windmills!"? No, they know the DIESEL generator will step in to provide the needed power to keep the lights on and people safe. When an electric car owner runs out of battery in a snow storm, do they point a battery operated flash light at a solar cell to charge their car? No, they call for roadside assistance, and either get towed to a charger (via a DIESEL truck) or get plugged in on site by a recovery vehicle carrying a DIESEL generator. Do the goods we haul via train across this great nation get done electrically? NO! Well, yes, kind of.  The main drive engines of a locomotive are electric, HOWEVER, the electricity is provided by a DIESEL generator.

Show off the pride in your ride with this Make Diesels Great Again bumper sticker this election season, and let your neighbors and fellow Americans know that the technology REALLY propelling us into the future is good ol' Dinosaur Sauce #2.

Stick it on your bumper, tool box, hat, bat, cat, neighbor, local band sticker covered telephone poll, bicycle, motorcycle, car, SUV, scooter, skate board, roller blades, computer, refrigerator, vegetarian friendly dairy free cheese cake (it tastes like cardboard, feet and tears Caroline, no one likes it or you), water bottle, backpack, laptop, mobile device, polling place, or just stick it in a window for the world to see.

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WARNING: CANCER AND REPRODUCTIVE HARM www.P65Warnings.ca.gov It's made of ink, plastic, and glue. Do not eat. Only stick to things.
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  • This should go without saying, but this is the internet so, don't actually deface other peoples property with this bumper sticker, you're better than that. At least I hope you are. And don't actually put it on the cat, the cat won't like it, and if they're anything like Mr. Sunshine Glitter Sprinkles III Esq., they will scratch and bite you into oblivion. And don't stick it on the cheese cake, just throw that thing away and get the office some doughnuts.

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